What they should really be teaching to try to prevent teen-age pregnancy!
Chapter 1. Why stretch marks are like tattoos-they stick around!
Chapter 2. Sleeping-what is that?
Chapter 3. Disposable income - the new myth.
Chapter 4. Dirty diapers and baby puke- welcome to the new perfume that you will be wearing this season.
Chapter 5. Remember that cute outfit you bought last week? It will *never* look the same on you again.
Chapter 6. Yes, the baby has to come out of you one way or another.
Chapter 7. Pain management - it still hurts like a mother-f******!!!!
Chapter 8. Celebrities look amazing 2 weeks after birth thanks to their best friend - plastic surgery.
Chapter 9. Breast-feeding helps you lose weight - and other myths.
Chapter 10. Babies- they grow up to be teenagers, just-like-you.
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